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I was listening to "Good Morning America" as I was getting ready
for work this morning, and heard the news guy read a blurb about
President Clinton getting on Air Force One, taking out his
hearing aids, and cranking up the stereo so loud that Hillary had
to tell him to turn it down, or something like that.

Does I hear correctly?  Does the Prez wear hearing aids?
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Yikes!  Sorry about the bad english!  I meant, "Did I hear
correctly? Does the Prez wear hearing aids?"

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Julie H.
wesellfurnit...@mindspring.com

From article <35227350.70199...@news.mindspring.com>, by wesellfurnit...@NoJunkAtmindspring.com (Julie H.):

        Never mind that, I want to know does he has breast implants?
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could be you should've eased them into it,
start with something that didn't involve talk about
slaughtered boy-whores, cannibalism and eyeballs in a jar

Dear Ferrante:
Matt Dillon has a hairy chest to die for. Just looking at his furry lines
turned me on.
You would have a good  look at his strong legs and nice buns a couple times.
Matt is no teenage but he proves to be a good-looking yound adult.
By the way, he was better looking in Wild Things than in In&Out.
Gotta to luv him.

not quite an underwear, but the shorts he had on was tight and thin enough to
get us to imaging the shape of his lower parts.
Hope this helps.

CYBERSLEAZE....www.cybersleaze.com

•DANA CARVEY FINDS IT DIFFICULT TO PARTY ON: WAYNE'S WORLD star DANA CARVEY has
had emergency heart-surgery for the second time in six months. Carvey, 42, who
played dopey GARTH in the film, had a double bypass in a Los Angeles hospital
after suffering chest pains. The actor, who has two young sons, told a pal,
"I've had my brush with death - now every day's a gift from God." He had an
operation last September to open a blocked artery.

Good point.  Actually if my food and drink, especially the drink, disappeared
somewhere other than in my stomach, I would be extremely pissed off.  Unless,
however, it reappeared as a double (free of charge of course).

MajorSue
Visually Impaired Item Maintenance Technician
Alternatively, Keeper Intact of Blind Bits Listed Entirely Separately and Blind
Items Together for Searches (KIBBLES & BITS)

RUSH AND MOLLOY....www.mostnewyork.com

Oh what a wicked web the media weaves when it comes to celebrity.

Just take the case of Leonardo DiCaprio.

Poor DiCaprio may soon be subpoenaed in a criminal case he has nothing to do
with. Here's why:

We broke the true story on March 24 that DiCaprio had a black eye as he roamed
New York on Oscar night. He got it two days earlier upon his arrival from
Europe.

But DiCaprio conspiracy theorists would like you to believe otherwise.

Those less in the know have reported that the star got the shiner way back on
March 8 from Elizabeth ("Showgirls") Berkley's boyfriend Roger Wilson.

That's funny: DiCaprio had no shiner when he met Prince Charles on St.
Patrick's Day (March 17) in London at the premiere of "The Man in the Iron
Mask."

And check the archives: Not one of the ever-zealous British tabloids even
mentioned a black eye that whole week in London.

Still, there were topnotch New York "journalists" reporting as of yesterday
that Wilson threw a punch at the "Titanic" star, pegging the story to the Star
magazine, which never reported that.

The April 7 Star says DiCaprio "came outside after the fight" between Wilson
and friends of DiCaprio, who fought over Berkley.

Both Wilson and DiCaprio say they were not in a fight with each other.

That, however, seems to have gone unnoticed by Brooklyn lawyer Joseph Tacopina,
who is trying to subpoena DiCaprio in another case involving Wilson.

So how, you may ask, did DiCaprio get that shiner?

"He got it horsing around with his friends," the 23-year-old's spokeswoman,
Cindi Guagenti, told us yesterday. "That's how they kid around. If you have a
brother, you understand."

CYBERSLEAZE....www.cybersleaze.com

•CARREY'S KID HELPS HIM KISS AND MAKE UP: Funnyman JIM CARREY is back with
ex-wife LAUREN HOLLY after his 10-year-old daughter JANE played cupid. He took
the advice of Jane, whose mother MELISSA he divorced in 1993, and the new
relationship has blossomed from there. A family friend says, "Jane asked her
father if he and Lauren were getting back together. Jim said they were trying
to be friends. Then Jane said, 'Daddy, I don't know why you two don't get back
together. I think you're still in love with Lauren. I miss Lauren.' A few days
later, he phoned Lauren and suggested that they get together for coffee. After
the brief meeting, Jim asked Lauren out on several romantic dates."

**Does anyone know what he said about her?